Pig Group Report, November 2012
The remaining two gilts have grown enormous. When I walk up the track with the bucket, they throw themselves at the gate, and can get their “arms” over the top and look over it easily; I try to sneak up on them, to as not to get bounced. There are quite a few rashers of bacon on them. I’ve been trying to fatten them up a little, so the flavour is there.
Through that dull, grey summer, I had no spare veg at all to give them, so I tried feeding once a day, double quantity, to encourage them to root around more on their weed-clearing job. They have had some pellets this summer, against all my principles, but the organic farm I buy the kibbled peas from didn’t have time to kibble, they were working so hard to catch up with the work held over because of all the rain. What will I do if pellets become unavailable? Well – by then I shall have a house cow, and they will be fed skim milk instead of vegetable protein. That’s after I start growing younger again.
The lucky recipients will be reporting on the success of this year’s bacon and ham.
Pig Group Report, August 2012
You may recall that the Transition Monmouth Pig Group was proposed (by me) just under two years ago, and set up, with the idea of encouraging anyone with a little spare ground and a little spare time to keep their own pig – or pigs – to produce local, sustainable, tasty protein in a world whose ability to feed itself was beginning to look fragile.
I feel a little guilty about this.
Last month I said that pigs are not built for vertical progress. I was wrong. To keep pigs happily (for you), and safely (for the rest of your property), you do need really good fencing.
A pig sty would be best. Four-foot high brick walls, and a stout solid gate (not a galvanised farm gate), and several bolts plus padlocks would seem to be the ideal. I don’t have that.
I have already broken off typing this to try to re-incarcerate the remaining two 2012 TM pigs in the only paddock that I had thought was pig-proof. They had hefted up the gate (a farm gate) and wriggled out underneath. I have watched them do it; limbo dancers have nothing on enthusiastic pigs.
Well, let’s get realistic. The three porkers went to the abattoir last Monday, were collected this afternoon (Friday) by a member of the Group, and have already been tried and highly approved. Yes, a little small (thanks to my untoward trustingness on purchase), but as hoped they are extremely tasty and tender, and definitely more-ish. So far, so good. The two remaining female pigs, who are destined for bacon and ham in the late autumn, have certainly calmed down and ceased the aggressive and competitive greed for food that always seems to be triggered by the males in any (animal) group. They are cheerful, attentive, talkative, companionable, and will stop at nothing in their attempts to keep company with their hapless keeper (me, alas). They did that impossible-looking vertical climb over the orchard fence (which, being put up round the orchard only for sheep, has no barbed wire along the top). That was started by Intelligent Pig; Less Intelligent Pig used to butt her way out underneath the fence, until we blocked the holes, so now she trustingly follows Intelligent Pig over the top. John and Catherine Payne are coming tomorrow with a 4x4 load of fencing equipment, to put matters right, with stouter fence posts and yards and yards of prickly barbed wire to lay along the top to deter any further escapology.
I hope and expect that once the TM Pig Group are once more confined to a place where they can do no harm to lawns, veg gardens, terraces and paths, they will once more seem to me to be friendly, companionable, appealing creatures. Meanwhile I have started on a new gin bottle (can you tell?), and will have to check soon and through the night on where my charges have charged to next.
Actually I still love farming – and pigs are definitely appealing. As long as you refuse their appeal to be let roam ad lib.
Pig Group Report, July 2012
The Transition Monmouth Pig Group is growing nicely on the rations that are reduced from last year. This year there is much more squealing and barging when I appear with my piglet-pink bucket, but as my new book says, your pigs will always try to convince you they are starving, no matter how much you feed them.
It will soon be time to get the first three to the abattoir. Last year we had too much fun, chasing all the porkers round the orchard trying to get them to go out of the gate into the track where the trailer awaited. This year I have got clever; I have a second trough out in the track where I give them the first half of their dinner, then when that has gone and they start squealing again I lure them back into the orchard to the first trough. (It took a time or two to think of that one – so now they don’t rampage round the track looking for somewhere to do unspeakable piggy things, they just follow me back and jump straight into the trough that’s waiting.)
Looking after pigs can be great fun, as long as you manage to be more inventive than them, all the time.
Those lucky Transitioners who have been allotted a side of pork will be contacted when the time comes. We shall be left with two females, the two with very long bodies full of bacon rashers, who will grow on for another five months or so, and, I hope, calm down on the way.
Pig Group Report, May 2012
The Transition Monmouth Pig Group is launched on its second year. Problems arose even before the piglings arrived; I hadn’t managed to get to see them beforehand and had trusted to the telephone description, “Gloucester Old Spots X Tamworth”. That should have been good. But on arrival the piglets were much smaller than last year’s at the same age, and didn’t look as though there was a single hair of Tamworth on their pudgy little bodies. Tamworths are the long-legged, long-snouted, hairy, ginger pigs you see in old-style farming mock-ups.
I couldn’t face the effort of getting the piglets back to their breeders, so made another, more searching phone call; it turned out that it was these piglets’ parents that were the GOS X T pigs; so these are hybrids of hybrids. It’s like F1 veg seeds, the offspring don’t come true to type, and are very variable.
Anyway, the piglings (they have grown enough by now to achieve that nomination) are very happy in the orchard, growing not too erratically, and are already happy to use their still-small teeth on my largest over-wintered carrots and celeriac. The pork will taste good, after all, because, muddled as their genes are, they do all tend to old-fashioned flavour; this is just another of those learning-curve bulges that make life such fun.
I could take in many more piglings and sell them at a very good profit as pork to people who like to have all the labour taken out of their lives, but that’s not what Little Mill Farm is about. I am still working on the business of producing the best possible pork in a genuinely locally-sustainable way, so that I can help anyone who has a little time and space to produce their own cheap tasty protein without troubling the supermarkets and the multi-national corporations (who are only in the business of profit, never mind the planet). So get in touch if you are interested in having a go …..
Previously on Pigwatch... The first bacon sandwich for 23 years
I have been a vegetarian since 1988, but inquisitive children and the temptation of a pig that had been humanely looked after by The Transition Pig Group tested my resolve.
I had twice collected their organic feed from a farm near Bromyard and had held the gate open as they had rather noisily been loaded onto the transport to the abattoir.
We met up at Ann’s place last week with the bacon in the back of the car, and it is the essence of Transition that as Catherine works in a school very close to the abattoir in Cinderford, food miles were saved! We sliced 10 Kg of gorgeous bacon and I have to say that even just one rasher of bacon in a roll was worth waiting 23 years for !